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stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

*favourite character appears*
me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*

not-john-watson:

kaylizle:

okellyjaneo:

This looks like the worlds most unhappy wedding.

 

I felt like I needed this back on my dash,

danglingthpider:

m1ssc0mmun1cat10n:

floatinggoathead:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

breaking news: man somehow isn’t repulsed at the sight of his beautiful, talented girlfriend because she has a bumpy texture on a bit of her legs

This just in: reporter unaware of how the female human body stores fat, having never seen one up close before.

If that’s what Hell looks like, I feel better about inevitably going there

People feel removed from sexism. ‘I’m not a sexist, but I’m not a feminist.’ They think there’s this fuzzy middle ground. There’s no fuzzy middle ground. You either believe that women are people or you don’t. It’s that simple.

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

onehundredpercentdun:

i remember in 5th grade everyone was afraid to say the word “sex” out loud and now my vocabulary sounds like a fucking Blink 182 song.

dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

bloodcells-pixilate:

PETITION FOR FALL OUT BOY TO GO THROUGH A HAUNTED HOUSE TOGETHER WITH GO PROS

eternal-radnesss:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE