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r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

thelemonway:

thank you i couldnt have said it better myself

staynegativebabe:

tomtom1996:

You realize how stupid the concept of the “friendzone” is if you actually have a think about it

Easily my favorite youtuber ever.

oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

healydanes:

Matty Healy // The Sound Garden

Women are sharing their comebacks to instances of everyday sexism

dingdongno:

and it’s amazing

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from (x)

sevenspacemonkeys:

sevenspacemonkeys:

am i the only one that talks to myself?

no

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

noharrys:

GIVEAWAY YAY

So it’s not a very big giveaway but these are all shirts that I basically have no use for (i’ll explain why) so I thought I might as well give them away and make someone else happy :)

Rules:

must be following me (I’m Amanda hi) and my friend Julia bcuz i’m helping her get to her goal :))

reblog this, you can like it to bookmark it or whatever but i’ll be choosing the winner randomly based on the people that reblogged it.

no giveaway blogs

the more times you reblog, the more times your name is entered

That’s all the rules so yeah ok

What you win;

5SOS Galaxy Shirt (Large) : Basically I ordered a large and I need a medium so they are sending me a medium, and let me keep the large free of charge.

Hipsta Please Sweatshirt (medium) : I already have one, and I had ordered a matching one for my friend and now we’re not friends anymore so i’m stuck with it

Ed Sheeran Sweatshirt (Small) : I have so much Ed Sheeran merch tbh I don’t need all of it

The 1975 Shirt (Medium) : I bought a shirt at the concert, but my best friend had already ordered me one for my birthday and I didn’t know. So yeah that’s that.

I’ll probably choose the winner in like a month or something?? I’ll say July 30th but that might change. It’ll be around that time though

I’ll ship internationally and take care of the fee (:

okay so yeah whoooooo

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

Actual grandfather quotes:
[Watching news]: “Carly, you will never care about or understand this.”
[Helping him download Skype (of all things)]: “I don’t know what we’d do without you and your brains.”