help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
hearing teachers swear keeps me young
having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring
i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
am i the only one that talks to myself?
hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources
Actual grandfather quotes:
[Watching news]: “Carly, you will never care about or understand this.”
[Helping him download Skype (of all things)]: “I don’t know what we’d do without you and your brains.”